Thursday, September 18, 2008

WHATEVER Nature...it is ON!

WTCrap?!!!!
Today I was at the bus-stop, talking with the other mom, basically minding my own business. When a bee or a hornet swoops down at full speed, dives right into my hair and stings my freakin' head!

It totally hurt and I can hear it buzzzzzzzzing around in my hair and I'm trying to wiggle it out without getting bit again. Finally it flies away and the other mom, who doesn't really know me that well, now thinks I'm some sort of freak because I was yelling at a bee.

I always tell my kids don't bother them and they won't bother you. Well OMgosh there goes that agreement. I'm getting my squashin' shoes on now. (Honeybee or not!)

Crap, I think the venom is staying in the thin layer of skin just above the skull bone. I can practically picture it oozing down from the point of origin like syrup on a stack of pancakes. Oh no...am I losing sight in my right eye?!?!?!?!?!
J/K
But I might go find some old percocet I have lying around the house.
J/K!!!
bye ---------------------->

10 comments:

Lisa said...

OMgosh Shannon, you are making me laugh!! I am so with you in that agreement being at an end!!!!! Weren't you supposed to have the other mother at the bus stop suck the poison out? Now that really would have made her think you were a freak, lol!

Lisa said...

Oh and what are you going to tell your kids NOW?? Tough call, isn't it? I picture a Miller family of jive-dancing bee runners (I happen to know one of the Miller clan is already one, haha).

wendy said...

We don't take too kindly to bees and wasps around here either. Check out Kelly's story. http://onegreedymonkey.blogspot.com/2008/08/attack-of-wasp-woman.html

Zappe Family said...

Oh no! I HATE bees! Yikes! Should we take you to the ER soon? :)

Miss Tiff said...

Haha, yes, I've had a bee stuck in my hair before too. it's scary!

Miss Tiff said...

I am confused by the post down below. Did you guys sell your house?

Sarah J. said...

I'm sorry, but that post is seriously funny...

Lisa said...

Oh yeah, I can't believe I skipped this - sorry about the bee sting! When I woke up this morning I was thinking about you ... a bee sting in your scalp, that's gotta hurt!!

DEBI said...

Shannon you are a great writer!! That story is so visible, and the song.....how funny. Sorry for your head, good story for mine.

ramsam said...

I hate bees and their gross venom

did you X it out?